The marathon is 4 days away and this group is one big hot mess.
One girl has got a sprained knee, another has a pulled leg muscle, one isn’t even going to run after all, and the rest are probably going to end up in the Pinocchio parking lot. Pinocchio parking lot is where the slow runners get picked up if they can’t keep up pace.
My outfit is completely black (which I can’t stand-I love colors damn it!) and I don’t want to run an entire 13.1 miles alone! Lord help us.
This is the worst non-runner runners group I have ever heard of. Pray for us.
Running Scared,
Heather
